I’m loving that @spencers is doing an amazing contest for TMNT merchandise. Not to mention that they have a great sale going on in their store on other TMNT merchandise to get ready for the movie. Thank you @spencers. #tmnt #spencers #spencerstmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #splinter #April O’Neal #shredder #movies #2014
Could be, you know. http://ift.tt/1eK4diW
*me eating something*: this taste like ass
mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
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It’s usually the selfish people who are loved the most. They do what you deny yourself, and you love them for it. You give them your heart. — Saul Bellow (via misswallflower)
dads on vacation
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I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”