Robble's World
georgetakei:

Could be, you know. http://ift.tt/1eK4diW

georgetakei:

Could be, you know. http://ift.tt/1eK4diW

porkrub:

*me eating something*: this taste like ass

mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol 

me: 

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wilwheaton:

Every time I think the right wing nutjobs have reached peak derp, they go and surprise me.

Keep reaching for the stars, stupid!

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

It’s usually the selfish people who are loved the most. They do what you deny yourself, and you love them for it. You give them your heart.
Saul Bellow (via misswallflower)
ostolero:

dads on vacation

ostolero:

dads on vacation

teenytigress:

I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

trapstaxxx:

sisqofanclub:

heartless:

My mom knows Santa omfg

she smooth suckin ya fatha dick

while Santa sets up the sex swing in the basement.

trapstaxxx:

sisqofanclub:

heartless:

My mom knows Santa omfg

she smooth suckin ya fatha dick

while Santa sets up the sex swing in the basement.