Hey it’s me, Rob, I’m not dead it a ditch. *little picture of a whale* Lol #YOLO
I’m loving that @spencers is doing an amazing contest for TMNT merchandise. Not to mention that they have a great sale going on in their store on other TMNT merchandise to get ready for the movie. Thank you @spencers. #tmnt #spencers #spencerstmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #splinter #April O’Neal #shredder #movies #2014
*me eating something*: this taste like ass
mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol
Every time I think the right wing nutjobs have reached peak derp, they go and surprise me.
Keep reaching for the stars, stupid!
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
|—||Saul Bellow (via misswallflower)|
dads on vacation